'Take your troops into battle, defend your land against peons, orc and other enemies.'

Defend your planet from UFOs and other space ships by shooting them with guns and rockets.

'Before you can enter the holy gates of heaven, you must perform a number of good deeds by helping the depress...

Select your fighter elf snowman or other and battle it out.

'After falling out of your nest, collect enough twigs to build your home again!'